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AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer is the most wonderful invention and achievement known to the human race in the known history of the world. It can return ice to the Arctic, save polar bears, and Eskimos will love you; the penguins in Antarctica will appreciate you, also. With AL’s Ozone Repair Kit (A-ORK) you can fix the environment, rejuvenate the atmosphere, cool the planet and replenish the glaciers in one easy fix. And do all this without being GREEN. Who wants to go around being GREEN?? GREEN??....YUCK!!! AL’s Ozone Repair Kit (A-ORK) is a concept of specially formulated mixtures of exotic airborne elements and microscopic carbon eating nano-bots with a generous mixture of hydrated atoms for glacier fixing, supersonically charged with a smidgen of freeon. It is low to no maintenance and requires no batteries! It never needs charging, never needs grease, and never needs a tune-up. It’s a never ending supply that never ever runs out. Why it is the closest thing to perpetual motion known to physical law!! The scientific community is literally buzzing, ranting and raving about There is rumor from above, we ozone researchers and technological technicians are being considered for the Nobel and that “OCC” is considering the construction of an AL’s Ozone Repair Kit custom motorcycle to salute all us A-ORK’ers. We just hope they don’t paint it green. GREEN! GREEN??....YUCK!!! AL’s Ozone Repair Kit (A-ORK) is highly collectible. Why it’s more collectible than Jay Leno’s garage-find Duesenburg, full of old baseball cards with a couple of original Barbie dolls in the glove box! So pitch your pet rock back out in the driveway, cabbage patch dolls back in the garden, and beanie babies back in the bean bags, where they belong, because you will have the most collectible of “collectibles” of all time and can only increase in value, definitely more than social security, and in a few more years, more than your “401K”. It could reach upwards of tens of thousands of dollars and surpass the price of gold! So be careful! Your friends and neighbors will try to finagle it away from you, or just downright steal it. So…BEWARE!! AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer is serial numbered and in limited supply. Be the first on your block, local pub, at work or social gathering to be an A-ORK’er. The orders are coming in and they’re selling fast. Don’t get left out! Columnists, Editorialists, and the plumber down the street, I think his name is Joe, are predicting AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer comes with:
All this for just $19.95 plus $4.95 shipping and handling. HURRY!!!
AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer is powerful stuff!
Beware of counterfeiters and imposters! NOTE! An authentic AL’s Ozone Repair Kit can only be purchased Congratulations, if you just purchased this ingenious product. If not, read on to see what you will be missing!! You will become an A-ORK’er, among the elite class of A-ORK’ers, who are entitled to snob people off and feel good about it. You’ll get to walk with your head held up high, nose pointed upwards. You’ll be better than others. You’ll be sophisticated, arrogant, and a know-it-all. Hobnob with the uptown people! You’ll be upper echelon, thumbing your nose at poor working people. They’re irrelevant. Leave your lights on when you leave the house. Allow your car to idle as much as you want. Don’t worry about tuning it up! Let it smoke and slobber gas everywhere you go. Farmers and Cattlemen … Don’t feel guilty!! Jump into your gas-guzzling limo, get into your excessively fuel burning jet and fly to a big pow-wow. Get on stage, stand in front of multitudes of gullible people; feed them a line of crapp, pointing your scrutinizing finger at people who drive a Yugo and convince them they should ride bicycles. Hypocrite yourself, just like AL! If you haven’t bought AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer yet, Only you can fix the Ozone, replenish the glaciers & 
Remember, you will become a member of the privileged few.
CAUTIONS Do not attempt to use AL’s Ozone Repair Kit (A-ORK) in the house; it’s much too powerful for that! Watch the skies; you don’t want to zap any low flying aircraft or UFO’s, etc. Never use around trees. If it gets hung up in a tree, it could cause an adverse tree phenomenon, which could prompt AL into doing another lop-sided opinionated movie about tree abuse. We don’t need that! Glacier repair is very dangerous, but simple. Make sure everyone is out of the way; don’t want anybody run over by "runaway glaciers!" Too many people using AL’s Ozone Repair Kit w/glacier fixer simultaneously on one side of the planet could cause the earth to wobble or shimmy, which could throw AL off his high horse.
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